Sure, we all love ourselves a little peek into other people’s sex lives -especially famous sex lives. And we have a plethora of celebrity sex to rent at our favorite online store. Sometimes we even get to watch the best clips on network tv. Well, okay, not the best clips, but surprisingly, we do see clips.
Pammie and Tommy Lee showed that rock stars do actually do it exactly as we suspected -with gorgeous blondes and well endowed men. Thanks to Paris Hilton, we found out that ego-centric rich kids will do it for the camera even when it’s a home video camera and “it” is actually for oral happiness. Even the pathetic hanger-on kids of celebrities do a decent home video. Kim Kardashian is better than adult films for many of us.
Now its personal tapes of people long dead. Marilyn Monroe and Jimi Hendrix showed up in adult video news over April and one may actually be real. The Marilyn Monroe sex tape is one of many hoaxes we all wish were true. Sadly, a Monroe look alike did a few of these sex tapes and it is likely the latest rumored Monroe monkey dance is hers as well.
But Vivid pictures unearthed a Jimi Hendrix tape that groupies claim is him (I should know,they say.) and ex-girlfriends admit may be a very good imposter. Either way, it is real enough in looks to help any imagination send you to the 60s with a man who could call Tommy Lee tiny in celebrity and size. Is it really all that fascinating to see some dead celebrity doing this? Once I saw the trailer for the Hendrix tape on youtube, I wasn not so sure I could pass this up. My order is in the works.
In OTHER adult fun news, Isabella Rosselini the stunning daughter of Ingrid Bergman and perverse songstress from Blue Velvet- made a handful of exceptionally short tapes that came out this month. Surprised? Want to know where you can see it for free? The Sundance Channel. Shocked? So was I. Until I watched them. “Green Porno” is about insects mating. Bug. Sex.
How can I say more? It is informative and entertaining in a way only an ex-girlfriend of David Lynch can make it. Rosselini re-enacts bug sex like a bizarre Nina Hartley for entomology fetishists. It is called Green Porno and do NOT watch it to get turned on. Watch it to be baffled by the European mind. And laugh in an awkward way.
So the Hendrix tape and the Rosselini shorts got me thinking. Pornography is changing so rapidly. It is quickly going down the road sex toys have been going down. Pornography is no longer a hidden, dark hobby of lonely men. It has in recent years become popular with women and couples. And now it is on the fast path to the mainstream world. While adult actresses find their way to mainstream media (Jenna Jameson in this months theatrical release of Stripper Zombies and Mary Careys reality tv), they are watching their industry crossover with them.
Many adult movies have production value and mainstream film and tv are getting more racy making the two industries practically overlap. A tv episode can be just as much of a turn-on as adult videos. A recent episode of David Duchovnys Californication was scolded for being as close to porn without showing genitalia. While I find genitalia-less adult movies way too far from real adult movies to make a comparison, it does say something about where we are headed.
Hopefully, this is a step forward for those people who are sick of having their perversions (toys, sex props, and adult movies) called perversions instead of what our preferences truly are, absolutely mainstream.